A Day in the Life of a Mega City Judge
Somewhere in a quieter part of Sector 4 a small gathering of orange robe wearing figures start to assemble. By day normal everyday citizens of Mega City One, but as the day turns slowly to night these strange figures are anything but normal.
You see Perry Pipkin is the Grand Warlock of the Order of the Carrot.
Bored with day to day life Perry has embarked on a dark and dangerous path. With a few simple minded accomplices, Perry intents to summon forth the power of a ferocious beast from a dark dimesion. A creature so foul and powerful that he will bind to his will to wreak havoc upon those that have shunned him throughout his life. Mwahahahahaha !
Judge Allen is conducting routine traffic patrols and spots a sky surfer breaching a speed limit. Unbeknown to Allen that just around the corner a huge beast of immense power is about to be drawn into this dimension.
It turns out that our hapless Mr Pipkin is not quite the Grand Warlock he has lead the rest of the Cabal to believe he is. Rather than a mighty Demon a small irritated Imp is summoned. "erm, well, the greater demon is currently busy doing horrible things elsewhere." Perry tells his followers.
In a bid to get away from the pursuing Judge our lone Skysurfer decides to go contraflow to traffic. This simple traffic breach draws are unsuspecting Judge ever closer to the Order of the Carrot Cabal.
Seeing one of MC-1's finest so close, one of the Cabal loses his nerve and lets loose at shot at Judge Allen. The shot bounces harmlessly off his trusty Lawmaster but draws Allen's attention to the pedestrian area above him.
With a simple voice command he orders his bike to continue the pursuit of the surfer whilst he dismounts to face this new threat.
In a state of panic the Cabal attempts to circle Allen. Surely one man is no match for so many armed crazies, not to mention one rather short and irritated imp.
From above the street one of the Cabal gets a good vantage point to use his laser rifle.
Barking his orders to surrender, Judge Allen informs the Cabal that they are all under arrest for attempted murder of a Judge, unlawful gathering, discharging a firearm without a permit and summoning an entity from a third dimension. There are probably many other charges to be had but our hero is interrupted as he is assaulted by three members of the Order of the Carrot.
Having slightly more common sense than the rest of the Cabal, Perry decides that it's better to flee whilst the Judge is tied up.
Laying down the hurt with the full force of the law, backed up by a few well placed nightstick smacks, Judge Allen easily subdues the armed Cabal members. One armed with a chainsaw puts up a bit of a fight but is no match for the well trained Judge.
The remaining members of the Order of the Carrot make a dash for freedom. Their hasty retreat covered by one angry imp gnawing on the Judges boot.
It wont take long for Perry to recruit more followers. With such a massive city filled with bored and depressed civilians just waiting for a little excitement the Cabal will be back up to full strength in no time.
With the Order of the Carrot now on the Judges radar there will no doubt be more engagements as Perry Pipkin attempts to unleash hell on earth, but for now Judge Allen has to turn his attention to a protesting mob of fatties. Angry at food shortages in sector 4.
Just another day on the beat.